Jackalope asked:
1) A UFO sighting is made by a commercial pilot
2) The sighting is corroborated with other eyewitnesses and/or radar
3) After some delay, it is reported by the news service
4) An explanation is given that doesn’t make much sense
5) A joke is made
6) Story is dropped
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Pat K asked:
Alright… Details:
I was on a usual standard route that me and my friends burn down every day, it was really dark. Around 11:00,… It was a long straight narrow street, with trees on both sides, and all of a sudden out of nowhere, directly above us, and parallel to the street, we saw what looked to be a UFO. Though it was hard to get a good look (because it was flying at least 5 times faster than a plane), it appeared to be triangle shaped, with a light green outline. We got an incredibly good look at it, it was really close, and it appeared to be going downwards (to perhaps land…?), and that’s how we lost sight of it. Just through the treeline.
Ummmm…
Theories?
… I’m sick and tired of non-believers. The government controls the press, there’s nowhere to report UFO sightings, leaving the poor bastards who actually have seen a UFO to look crazy.
Jesus christ you people, weed is fine. I smoke it everyday, and I’m the same person. Stop your uneducated stoner bigotry.
Lawlz, you’re all government spies
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Sometimes I look out the window of my apartment in the city and i think to myself does the world we live in is it some alien planet. Are we the real aliens? No one really looks the same I myself I’m 3 tons with blue green pink skin. My eyes are located where my ears used to be. As for my arms I have none. I’m typing this with my mind. Just yesterday I learned I have the power of drinking orange juice with one swallow. I know a few aliens myself I met several of them three weeks ago at a field hockey game. I don’t remember the score, all I can remember is the flashing lights in the sky. If you say you’ve met an extraterrestrial, I’ve probably was at the bar drinking my rum and coke seating across from you. I might be that guy who takes your order at McDonald’s, or the guy you cut off on the freeway. Now the real question should be when haven’t you met an extraterrestrial? Most people think that people who act weird are aliens, no my friends most of us are smart and usually work alone in labs hidden deep within the earth. Things not to say to an alien, do you come in peace, what to you eat, whats spaces like? First off was born here. My father and mother are from the 4th rock from the sun. Second I eat 5 bowls of corn flakes and third space is like earth except there is no air. No need to met extraterrestrial because they’ve been living amongst us for years.
monizk asked:
The UFO sightings that people say they see could possible be just us from the future and thats why nasa and the government wont realese anything to anyone because they infact dont know what the heck is going on. I bring this up because some lady in new york is sueing nasa for info on the ufo sighting in Pensylvania.
I think UFO’s are us from the future traveling back in time. You know time machines. anyone else think that?
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